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TOP TEN REJECTED ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MOVIE LINES
10. "This white zinfandel is making me tipsy"
9. "Hey, Vern, I just saved Christmas!"
8. "Don't I look adorable in this frilly dress?"
7. "Please leave my light on mommy"
6. "Ahhh! Look out! Ants!"
5. "I love my new Wonderbra"
4. "Maurice, darling -- these hors d'oeuvres are scrumptious"
3. "Stop driving so fast, Letterman, are you trying to get us
killed?"
2. "No, thanks -- chocolate cake goes straight to my ass"
1. "My name is Forrest Gump"
Letterman, Tuesday, March 28, 1995, Originally broadcast 8/19/94
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995